This is a completely frivolous post, but sometimes, we need to be a little silly. I discovered the Incorrect Quote Generator via reddit (of course!) and spent waaay too long plugging in different characters and giggling madly. (Warning: Once you start playing with this, it will be impossible to stop!)
Enjoy the fruits of my ridiculous labor, and feel free to share your own creations! I did a bunch for Star Wars and such too, but since this is my author blog and not my fanfiction, I decided to only use my characters here. 🙂
Flint: What are your goals?
Milo: To pet all the dogs.
Flint: No, fitness goals.
Milo: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Stonewall: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Kali: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Stonewall: Absolutely not.
Eris: You love me, right, Kali?
Kali: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Stonewall: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Talon: Stonewall, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Kali: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
Drake: This is bothering me.
Eris: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Drake: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Stonewall: *Gets down on one knee*
Kali: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Stonewall: *Falls over*
Kali: The poison is kicking in.
Stonewall: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Kali: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Flint: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Milo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Flint: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Stonewall: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Beacon: Have everyone stand.
Rook: Bring three more chairs!
Milo: The most important ones can sit down.
Flint: Kill three.
Stonewall: Where’s Beacon, Rook, and Milo?
Flint: They’re playing hide and seek.
Flint: I don’t think you get how this game works.
Okay I lied…here’s ONE Star Wars version:
Obi-Wan: Anakin, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Anakin: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Obi-Wan: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ahsoka.
FYI, I have the cover art for book 5 and will be doing a reveal soon! If you’re not already part of the Catalyst Moon Facebook group, I encourage you to join so you can be the first to see the new cover. 🙂